There's always this chick who everybody that knows her talks shit about her, especially guys. Someday randomly you get to meet her, you talk to her, kick it for a while and realize that this chick is totally different than what you expected, a rude strong bitch who doesn't give a flying fuck. In fact this is the type of chick you always wanted, you like her so much that it gets to a point that you feel like a stalker, everything reminds you of her, all you think about is her, fuck! to put it this way you have pictures of her ,that she doesn't even know about, taped to your ceiling mirror where you look at yourself jerking off fantasizing about her being there with you.
Times passes by, you get to know her a little more deeply. You think that you are in love, you get her to move with you, everything is fine...for a while. As time passes by you realize that you are stuck, you want to get out, you are going insane and you don't know what to do, but before you go crazy you realize something...she's gone. You wonder what happened to her, you feel stupid "what did i do wrong? where is she? why did she had to leave?" but at the same time you feel happy that she's gone cause if not you would've dedicated your whole life just to her. Quit your job, write a love novel with her, have kids, that how sweet she was. A little later in your life you realize why all this guys hated her so much, It's because she fucked with their mind so bad that they are fucked up forever, you are even fucked up but you can't do shit about it cause she was already in you, not even in big doses, just a little time and your mind is fucked, just imagine how your life would be if you had her forever? FUCK THAT, but hell I do miss her. This is how this I.P.A. from one of my top three brewery's , Dogfigh Head, fucked me up.
It has 22% (for those faggots who don't know math, 22% would be 4 Budweiser's and a half) but it's so different, nothing you would expect. It has an hoppy taste, really sweet, no bad after taste and a delicious treat for those who like to get drunk fast. It's definitely not a cheap beer ,I bought it at a Hammerheads, $12 a pop, but totally worth it. It's a seasonal so like that fucking bitch woman, it comes and goes. If you can still find it (which I'm pretty sure you can) give it a try.
my score for this beer: 9.7/10
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