Sometimes I wake up and I feel like I've lost my manliness, what I usually do is go to Home Depot, follow a construction worker and buy whatever the fuck he is buying, but this time was different. Even thought this beer comes from France, and probably faggity faggots drink it, I will have to say that this is different, this shit will turn Boy George into a masculine man. Fucking A, this beer could turn anything into a supre(yes more than super) male, uber male is the word.
I don't even know if uber is a real word, but what i know is that it fits. It sucks when you have to make up words to describe something, but if Shakespeare could, Why can't I? Why couldn't you? FUCK, Why do we even need to separate languages? Lets call every single language spoken in the United States of America, English, In fact everything is from the U.S.A. this fucking amazing manly slash faggoty beer is not from France, fuck France doesn't even exist, it comes from the U.S.A, as American as a bald eagle, freedom fries, pizza and all the good stuff that America gave us. Fuck Italians, they didn't invented pizza, A red blooded American did, so fuck you. If you don't think that this beer is American, you are an ignorant and should open your fucking eyes, Belzebuth is great, as great and manly as a big healthy American male in a steakhouse ordering the biggest steak in the house.
