Otter Creek Copper Ale

Today I woke up with a pube stuck on my face. Doesn't that suck? I have no fucking idea how it got there. As far as I know, I'm the only alphamale in my apartment's ecosystem, so I know that the pube is mine, which offers some degree of relief.

The pube was discovered after waking up and walking over to the bathroom mirror. There it was, amongst the morning dew and fields of stubble that adorned my face, curled like a scorpion poised to strike. It hung there on my cheek, the evil, S-shaped black serpent in the Garden of Eden.

It would totally suck to find a pube in this beer. Like having a friend come forward saying he's gay and admitting he has a crush on me, my relationship with this beer would be totally awkward and strained. And thinking of who the pube was previously attached to would make me seek rape counseling.

-Al

Sam Adams White Ale.

Sam Adams White Ale:



Everything started with a poker game, I was in a hurry to get there and went to Publix Supermarket cause i know they have a good extended variety of beer for cheap. Of course i was looking for Sam Adams Boston Lager, then i see that this specific Publix has a shit lot of beer, so I went crazy, they had Warsteiner which i thought of Al and started rocking my air guitar to the rhythm of Viking Metal, sodomizing women, killing children and acting like a barbarian. Right next to that one i saw Yuengling Dark & Tan, and I'm a fan of Lagers, specially Yuengling and from what i heard the dark and tan is really good, like cumming on some random chicks face and making her gag on your shit. But it wasn't what i was looking for. Finally i look to the corner and i saw Sam Adams Boston Lager, but right next to it i see Sam Adams Light, and i thought "oh nice, they have the light" to my surprise they had the Cherry Wheat still, and the Winter Lager(which is surprising because Sam Adams Brewing Co. won't let you sell beer that's out of it's season) so i opened the door to grab myself a 6 pack of the Winter and a 6 of the Boston lager, for my surprise they had a six pack of the Brown Ale and i got happy, this Brown Ale makes those English assholes think about it twice, an New Castle can't even compare to how good Sam Adams Brown Ale is, so of course i changed my mind and got the brown ale, as i was stretching my hairy arm touching that cold 6 pack of Brown Ale, i see the White Ale, which I've never tasted in my drinking years, so i changed my mind again left the Boston Lager and took home the Brown and White(like my favorite chicks). Got to the game, started playing, popped the first Sam Adams White Ale, and let me tell you that his beer would make those waffle/fried potatoes lovers(Belgians) really, REALLY proud. It's a kind of thick beer, which is good, and you can really taste the unfiltered wheat(in a good way) blended with Vanilla and Tamarind(which is delicious), this Sam Adam brew is brewed with 10 different spices, the good part about it is that you don't really taste 10 spices( other than the Michelob White Ale, which is pretty good but you can taste a least 1,000 spices in that one) because you don't really want a beer that has 1,000,000 different taste and you can't differ one from another, so i have to give it up to Sam Adams for, yet, another perfect beer. After drinking the first six pack i realized I've lost all my chips and it was time to sit back and enjoy the other six pack of Sam Adams Brown Ale.

Luigi.